January 2011
16 posts
4 tags
Go To Restroom.
Wash hands. Hear splurting noise. Look up into mirror. Look at reflection to see man pooing in stall. Man stares back. GOT THE FUCK OUT.
Jan 28th
3 notes
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
2 notes
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PU DE LIME ENET
and i drank it all up. i’m not big on whole foods but $2.50 a nut is a steal.
Jan 21st
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the ONE day i sit in the front in class
i get tits floppin and massive gay sexin gifs all over my dash
Jan 20th
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Japanese Placement Test Results Were Out Today
white girl wearing cat ears rainbow half gloves would get placed in a higher level than me.
Jan 19th
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STUDYING IS STUPID
FUCK STUDYING. NO MORE STUDYING. STUDYING IS FOR LOSERS. AND NERDS. JUST WRITE THE ANSWERS ON MY THIGHS/ANKLES/SIDE OF FINGERS.
Jan 18th
emilyh asked: your current blog title: FOODINGS EATERIES BITCH'N

new, more accurately relevant title: BITCH'N

poas som fud or change blog title or saumsing jsus
Jan 18th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 9th
1 tag
At Work
today a customer told me how much she liked my hair. “just like that Justin Bieber!” she said. just like. justin. bieber. my reaction must have been pretty obvious because she sheepishly smiled, placed a dollar in my tip jar while quietly apologizing.
Jan 9th
9 notes
5 tags
Tonight's Fortune
NT ENAUF?
Jan 6th
16 notes
rabidchild asked: So all of a sudden I found myself wondering, "Why do I never see any posts from that meatydinosaur person?"

And then I realized why.
My life is totally going a whole new direction now, all new doors are now open.
THIS. IS. AN. EXPERIENCE.
Jan 6th
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Jan 2nd
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Nautical Pleasures
i have a collection of… special fortune cookie fortunes so apparently i’m going to get laid by a mermaid. or barnacle. or sand. i’ll post more later~
Jan 2nd
4 tags
GOOD ANSWER
WHATITDO KEVINLU: fr freee fud
WHATITDO KEVINLU: mst
WHATITDO KEVINLU: retein frndshp
WHATITDO KEVINLU: ds this mek us bad ppl?
fattassemilyy: es nah crime to luvh fud
Jan 2nd